Family Vacation Jokes
In celebration of Father’s Day being right around the corner, we’ve rounded up our favourite travel dad jokes (and photos) that are sure to make you laugh out loud no-mad-er where you are in the world. 😜
Not sure what to get the guy who seems to have everything? Gifting a Flytographer session to capture the whole family is always the perfect meaningful gift for an upcoming adventure.
All jokes aside – to all the dads, uncles, grandfathers, father figures and role models out there, we wish you the happiest Father’s Day filled with moments spent with loved ones.
Photo: Guido in Rome for Flytographer. Ryan and family capture memories in Rome with a family photoshoot at the Roman Forum.
1. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved! 🌊👋
Photo: Stephanie in Cabo San Lucas for Flytographer. Aleah and family capture memories in Cabo San Lucas with a family photoshoot at Monumentos Beach.
2. What’s worse than raining cats & dogs?
Hailing taxis! 🚕
Photo: Anna in New York City for Flytographer. Audrey and family capture memories in New York City with a family photoshoot in Times Square.
3. Mountains aren’t just funny…
they are really hilly areas! ⛰️
Photo: Madison in Jackson Hole for Flytographer. Kelly and family capture memories in Jackson Hole with a family photoshoot at Outer Park Road.
4. Where do sharks go on vacation?
Photo: Emiliano in Helsinki for Flytographer. Tracy and family capture memories in Helsinki with a family photoshoot Ullanlinna.
5. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! 🍝
Photo: Marta in Venice for Flytographer. Rosemary and family capture memories in Venice with a family photoshoot in San Marco.
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6. Where is a Bee’s favourite vacation destination?
Photo: Flytographer in Singapore. Edna and family capture memories in Singapore with a family photoshoot.
7. How do you know elephants love to travel?
Because they always pack their trunk! 🐘
Photo: Idsara in Phuket for Flytographer. Eva and family capture memories in Phuket with a family photoshoot at Mai Khao Beach.
8. Where do sheep like to go on vacation?
The Baa-hamas! 🐑
Photo: Flytographer in Harbour Island. Heather and family capture memories in Harbour Island with a family photoshoot in Harbour Town.
9. Where do hamsters like to go on vacation?
Photo: Joanna in Amsterdam for Flytographer. Nicole and family capture memories in Amsterdam with a family photoshoot at The Jordaan.
10. It’s okay if we break down on our Canadian road trip.
I have Triple Eh! 🇨🇦
Photo: Kait in Tofino for Flytographer. Rebecca and family capture memories in Tofino with a family photoshoot at Cox Bay.
If this collection of the best travel dad jokes, one-liners and travel puns, didn’t make you laugh, we totally understand. You can’t make everyone happy… unless you’re a plane ticket! Capture memories with Dad on your next family vacation with a Flytographer shoot but watch out – we can snap without warning. 📸😉
“Ana Lucia was amazing. She found stunning locations for memorable photos with personality and had us meet up early in the morning for amazing light. Seeing the city so early in the morning, while the streets were quiet, made it spectacular! She was so kind and gave us many insights into visiting this beautiful city. We loved her style of photography, and she had a great eye for capturing our personalities.”
“I am so glad we chose Enzo to take our family’s photos during our recent visit in Hawaii. We had so much fun. He made us feel important and amazing throughout the photoshoot. Flytographer was very easy to navigate and it allowed good communication with Enzo. He understood the assignment, truly delivered, made us look great and best of all was very good with our 2 kids. We loved working with him! Highly recommended!!”
“Katherine was Wonderful to work with! She was personable, easy-going, and professional at the same time. We are a family go 5 and it didn’t even feel like a photo shoot. My girls had the best time. The photos are stunning! I highly recommend Katherine. If you’re in the Bay area, she’s definitely your girl!”